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THE FINE
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Stuff You Need To Know
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1. TAPESTRY
INFORMATION: Tapestries are lightweight -
comparable to a bedsheet in weight & thickness. All our
tapestries are 100% cotton, pre-shrunk, fade-resistant, and may be
machine washed & dried. A 2% shrinkage is possible, but not
likely. For best results, use low dryer heat or line-dry. Tapestries may be used for a lot of really cool things - bedspreads, wallhangings, sofa or chair covers, beach blankets & more. If
you have any questions about color or texture,
EMAIL US prior to placing
your order. (They are also
useful for hiding a body, but don't tell anyone).
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2.
CLOTHING INFORMATION: On all
clothing, be sure to check size and know your body
measurements. We will exchange an article of
clothing ONCE, but only if the item is unworn,
unwashed, tags intact, and no visible signs of
abuse, such as what occurs when trying to cram one's
body into a dress only big enough for one's thigh.
We know better. Shame on us.
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3. PAYPAL SHOPPING CART:
This page is designed to function with PayPal. If for any reason you are fussy and don't want to use the shopping
cart, you can contact us directly to set up a different form of
payment. We can process Visa & MasterCard, American Express
& Discover through our offices No
personal checks, please.
EMAIL US
with any questions or to set up alternate payment, or if
you're just bored and looking for something to do.
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4. SHIPPING RATES:
FOREIGN ORDERS!
We have recently implemented automated shipping
calculations for our overseas customers, based on total weight of
your order. If you have any additional questions or
difficulties using the website, please
EMAIL US
prior to placing
your order, so as to avoid additional delays, 'cuz we don't want to
hear you whining if you don't read The Fine Print.
(I'd love to include automatic calculation for every
country in the world, but can't figure out the code for the 'puter.)
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| 5. SHIPPING
COMMENTS We ship via USPS, Priority Mail
to our US customers; and USPS Priority Mail to our overseas
customers. If you would like some other form of shipping,
please
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6.
RETURN POLICY:
Sorry, but we
can no longer do refunds, 'cuz too many idjits nice folks ruined it. Sorry 'bout that -
sincerely.  We offer exchanges for damaged merchandise only, within
10 days of purchase. All
returns must have prior authorization, and must be returned
in original packaging in a saleable condition. In the
case of clothing, ALL TAGS MUST BE ATTACHED. Any item that has
obviously been worn, laundered or damaged will not be considered for
refund.
Contact us through e-mail for
details.While we are always happy to accept returns for damaged
merchandise, we are also diligent in inspecting all items before they
leave our offices, so your chance of receiving a damaged item is
minimal. Because we are a small company, we cannot accept returns
if you just don't like the item, so please choose carefully. Clothing customers, please check sizes and know your body
measurements prior to purchase.
Shipping for all returns and exchanges is paid by
the buyer.
Enjoy your new merchandise, and Be Cool!
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